Wednesday, April 30, 2014

Matt Damon Reveals Spoilers In Upcoming 'Justice League' Movie

Matt is getting ready for his big aquatic role by
training with US Navy SEALS.

Matt Damon has broken his silence about the new Justice League movie that is being directed by Zach Snyder, and slated to hit theaters in 2017. It is official: Matt will be playing Aquaman, the superhero of the Seven Seas and Lord of the Oceans. While discussing his upcoming role as one of the original founders of the Justice League, Matt had this to say,
Of course it's an honor to play one of the most versatile and well known super heroes. 71% of our planet's surface is covered by water. How long can Batman stay in his bat-submersible? Not too long. What I really like about the script is that Aquaman gets his own story line with a major plot twist.  
Aquaman's secret identity is SpongeBob SqarePants.

Friday, April 18, 2014

Jenny McCarthy Tells Everyone That She Is Marrying The Wrong Wahlberg

I'm never going near the Baldwin brothers
without a map!

Jenny McCarthy, co-host of The View and adversary of science based medicine, held a news conference and told the world that she was engaged to the wrong Wahlberg.
I think that thinking Donnie Wahlberg is his brother Mark Wahlberg is something everyone has done. Am I right or am I right?
Ms McCarthy went on to say that she fell in love with Mark's Golden Globe nominated role in The Departed. Ever since then she had her eyes on the actor.

Friday, April 11, 2014

Stephen Colbert Admits He Doesn't Really Know Stephen Colbert Anymore

When I sign am I signing this as Stephen Colbert or
as Stephen Colbert?
Stephen Colbert, TV and film actor, one time candidate for the President of South Carolina, and star of the Comedy Central show The Colbert Report is taking David Letterman's job in late night starting in 2015. Mr Colbert has publicly stated that he will not be playing the character on The Colbert Report -- Stephen Colbert. Instead, America will see the real Stephen Colbert.