Sarah Palin To America: Take Away the Gay

I hate homonyms!

Sarah Palin took some time out today from her Maybe I am Running for President, Maybe I'm Not tour de force to announce a hypothetical campaign promise for her hypothetical campaign. 

Here is her speech.

Good morning, Real Americans. I wish to let you know what my first Executive Order is going to be when I win the big show and become the president of the more than forty but less than sixty states. Of course, this in not saying I'm going to run, but I'm not not saying it either.

Okee-dokey, thanks for coming out.