Wednesday, June 24, 2015

Sarah Palin Saves Confederate Flag From Liberals

Columbia, South Carolina Sarah Palin and her band band of Freedomeers rode into the capitol of South Carolina under the cover of broad daylight, and stole the Confederate flag that flew on top of the state capitol building.

Onlookers were amazed as Ms Palin trotted down Main Street on her horse Mickey at 2 o'clock this afternoon. She was at the front of approximately one hundred followers. Some rode on motorcycles. Others drove beat up pickup trucks with vanity plates that featured members of the Duck Dynasty marketing empire. All involved wore special t shirts specially made for the occasion that read Liberating Freedom 2015! in the front and on the back had Official Freedomeer! emblazoned with the Confederate flag.