Monday, April 4, 2011

Norman Fink Is The Republican Nominee For President!

The Republican Party has officially declared Norman Fink as their 2012 Presidential Nominee. The press release today announced that Mr Fink, age fifty five and currently employed at Fox News as the Executive Men's Room Attendant, is so qualified that all the other candidates have bowed out and the primaries scrapped.

The Newest Newsy News caught up with nominee Fink in his recently bought 8 bedroom house for a quick interview.

TNNN: Nominee Fink, America wants to know what is the secret to your success?