Sunday, July 23, 2023

Ted Nugent Goes Blind

In a shocking turn of events, legendary rocker and outspoken gun rights advocate, Ted Nugent, has reportedly gone blind after attempting to read a scientific study on gun violence in the United States. The incident has left many in the scientific community scratching their heads, while others are pointing to the dangers of willful ignorance.

Monday, July 17, 2023

Trump Nominates Elon Musk As Running Mate

Washington, D.C. - Former President Donald J. Trump officially announced his selection of tech entrepreneur and SpaceX CEO Elon Musk as his running mate for the upcoming election. The decision has sent shockwaves through the political landscape, leaving many scratching their heads and others wondering if this is just another attempt to capture headlines.

Sunday, July 16, 2023

Saudi Arabia Sports Acquisitions Looks Good On Paper

Saudi Arabia continues to make its push into the sports and entertainment world by using its vast economic windfall from higher oil prices and intentionally diminished supply to acquire prestigious leagues, powerful teams, and top-notch talent who seem powerless to turn down petrol dollars. From golfer Phil Milkenson to Ronaldo in soccer, Saudi Arabia is showing the world it means business in the world of sports business. They are also seeking to invest or acquire entities and talent in boxing, Formula One, and the NBA. It’s a shock to the system not seen since Japan’s mega real estate purchasing in the 1980s.

Monday, July 10, 2023

A 16 Year Old Donald Trump Wrote A Love Letter To Himself

Mar-a-Lago, Florida - An anonymous source within former President Donald Trump's inner circle released a shocking document -- a love letter he wrote to himself when he was only 16 years old. TNNN is releasing this strange epistle in its entirety.

Sunday, July 2, 2023

Breaking News: Credit Bureau Declares Donald Trump Morally Bankrupt

Washington, D.C. - A major credit bureau has issued a groundbreaking declaration, stating that former President Donald Trump is not only in financially hot water but is also morally bankrupt. The announcement sent shockwaves through the political as well as the economic landscape, as experts and pundits scrambled to understand the implications of this unprecedented declaration.

Elon Musk Unveils Underwater Zeppelin Tourism For Billionaires

In a groundbreaking announcement that has left the world both mesmerized and scratching their heads, tech mogul Elon Musk revealed his latest audacious venture: an underwater zeppelin tourism business exclusively catering to billionaires. While the rest of us mere mortals are struggling to make ends meet, Musk is determined to redefine luxury and exploration for the super-rich.

Saturday, July 1, 2023

God's Divine Plan: Because Free Will Isn't For Everyone

In a world brimming with unpredictability and chaos, it's no wonder that we often question the nature of our existence. Why do things happen the way they do? Are we mere pawns in the grand cosmic game of life? Well, dear mortals, I have an amusing theory to entertain you today. What if God, in His infinite wisdom, simply doesn't trust us with free will? That's right, the divine plan is in place because He knows we'd just make a mess of things if left to our own devices.

Lauren Boebert Discovers Ghostwriter Slams Her In Memoir

In a shocking turn of events, Congresswoman Lauren Boebert, known for her controversial statements and conservative views, recently discovered that her memoir, "Bold and Brazen: The Life and Adventures of Lauren Boebert," had been spiced up with a series of fake and embarrassing stories by her ghostwriter. The revelation has left Boebert red-faced and the nation in stitches.