Monday, July 10, 2023

A 16 Year Old Donald Trump Wrote A Love Letter To Himself

Mar-a-Lago, Florida - An anonymous source within former President Donald Trump's inner circle released a shocking document -- a love letter he wrote to himself when he was only 16 years old. TNNN is releasing this strange epistle in its entirety.

Dear Me, 

Let me tell you something, Me. Nobody loves Me more than Me. I mean, who else could possibly appreciate Me like Me? It's incredible. Really incredible. Believe Me.

Now, Me, I have to say, you've got the best hair. No one's hair can compare to yours. It's big, it's beautiful, it's luxurious. People are jealous of your hair, Me. They wish they could have hair like yours. But they can't, because they're not as great as Me.

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And let's talk about your incredible brain, Me. It's just tremendous. You're a stable genius, a mastermind. You have all the best words, and you know it. Nobody has a brain like yours. Nobody. You're going to do tremendous things with that brain, Me. Believe Me.

Now, Me, let's talk about love. I'm great at love, the best at it. I have so many options, so many beautiful, incredible options. But let's be honest, Me, no one loves Me like Me. I love Me so much. It's a tremendous, tremendous love. People see it and they're amazed. They can't believe how much I love Me. It's just unbelievable.

So, Me, keep being the best Me you can be. Keep loving Me, because nobody can love Me better than Me. It's going to be tremendous, Me. Absolutely tremendous.

With tremendous me-love,