Thursday, December 15, 2022

Russians Are Weaponizing Mariah Carey's 'All I Want For Christmas Is You'


Kyiv, Ukraine - The people of Ukraine are suffering and there's no end in sight. For months they've fought off the Russians valiantly. After thwarting the initial invasion, the Ukrainians retook territory from the invaders with the help of their western allies. Fearing a complete collapse of the Russian forces, Vladimir Putin is targeting vital Ukrainian energy infrastructure. Swarms of Iranian-made suicide drones are plunging the nation's cities into darkness.

However, the people of Ukraine are not so easily intimidated. They continue to stand united against their ancient foe. Russian generals are now desperate for success. 

That's why they are bringing out the big guns.

The Ukrainian people are now having a very Mariah Carey Christmas.

"I get up in the morning it's Mariah. When I eat lunch it's Mariah. When I go to bed it's Mariah," Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky said. "I now know how Starbucks baristas feel."

Andrew Canard reports for OnlySky Media. He's been in the war-torn country since the invasion and states the Russians are using specially modified drones to blast Mariah Carey's 1994 hit All I Want For Christmas Is You. The onslaught is going on 24 hours a day and seven days a week. For every drone the Ukrainians shoot down two take its place.

Everyday Ukrainians are taking the abuse in stride. Even though they are suffering, no one is talking about surrender. Some are plugging their ears with whatever is handy. Others have grown to love the tune.

Mariah is taking legal action against the Russian state for turning her Christmas classic into a weapon of mass destruction. Despite her best efforts, the song keeps playing on and on and on and on.