|Human Dignity Brigade Attacks!!!
Although the first deployment of the militant arm of Amnesty International was at most a mixed success, General Sir Ender, overall in command of Amnesty's forces, was jubilant. "See here," Sir Ender stated, "since 1961 Amnesty International has been playing softball with dictators by asking our members to write letters asking the tyrants to stop being tyrants. Today, we sunk down to their level, and by golly, the game is afoot!"
Libyan strongman, Muammar Gaddafi, was having breakfast in his Fortress of Evil when he heard the news. He was happy with the current turn of events. "If this means that those irritating nobs will stop writing me letters about all the people I torture, then it's all good."