Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Muammar Gaddafi Steals From Lady Gaga

Late last year Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi is reported to have orchestrated the stealing of fashion designs and pieces of wardrobe from Lady Gaga. The newest Wikileaks revelation has hit the international community and the entertainment business hard. In the top secret document unearthed by the site, Libyan secret service agents broke into Lady Gaga’s offices and removed sketches of future ensembles from several of the hard drives. Another group of Libyan secret service operatives broke into Lady Gaga’s Manhattan residence and stole a majority of her wardrobe.
Lady Gaga was asked to comment by Newest Newsy News about the incident. “After the crime occurred I worked nonstop with President Obama to have my property returned. However, that Libyan jerk denied anything to do with the theft while strolling around in clothes designed for me. Who’s laughing now, huh?” Lady Gaga refused to respond to the accusations that she has had any role in the current upheaval in Libya.  A high level confidential source inside Gaga nation made this statement, “It doesn’t matter if he returns everything at this point. You do not make the Gaga angry. It is sooooo on.”

*This story is 100% fake.